What should I name my new dog?

(ok that wasn't funny )

Ug. Nope.

Don't have a picture of her on hand. I like b_itch so far. But it is kind a ordinary

If you want her name menthioned here often, call her "G u r l":)

seriosly
most popular female dog's names in bulgaria are
Mirta, Jeena, Rala and Sarah

I have a friend who calls his dog, 'Doggie'. It is a male dog, anyway.

Originally posted by CBasicNet
I have a friend who calls his dog, 'Doggie'. It is a male dog, anyway.

my little baby cat *sniffle*...and yes we named him baby cat :) so doggie isn't that far fetched.

http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=238148&perpage=15&pagenumber=22

Originally posted by Mick_2002
my little baby cat *sniffle*...and yes we named him baby cat :) so doggie isn't that far fetched.

http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=238148&perpage=15&pagenumber=22

Do I sense some sarcasm or what?:rolleyes:

I have a friend's sister who likes chilli very much. Whenever I go to her house, I would call her 'hot girl' (in jest of course, pun meaning she is popular with guys).

Maybe Souldog can name his dog, 'HotDog'.:D

Originally posted by CBasicNet
Do I sense some sarcasm or what?:rolleyes:

Ack well some but the name still sticks...the cats name is 'baby cat'

Originally posted by Mick_2002
The dog will wind up wearing black mascara and singing about mother russia.

Empire down...
Empire down...

Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghost with me
Lucretia, my direction, dance the ghost with me...

Where from this words? :confused:
Lucretia is not a russian or even slavic name.

I used to have a German Pointer, a female. Her name was Athena.

As long as we are on the subject...

Aphrodite - Just because...

Diana...well dog..

Hecate...well darn dog again...

Well, I had a dog - Alfa. :rolleyes:

Rigth, Gabriel, dogs are wonderfull creatures.

Originally posted by Mick_2002
I really don't understand that, that's why I love cats

hmm I prefer chicken... fried :D :D

From Gabriel:

I used to have a German Pointer, a female. Her name was Athena.

A total insult! :eek:

Athena, Her fair name.....the Goddess herself, is admired, loved and liked by some many men....how can you, Gabriel??!!! :eek::o:eek:

This is....degrading!

Athena, the fair beautiful Greek goddess...I'm willing to pull her cart for her and water the plants for her every day.

Well I decided. She will be named Athena The Dog.

I put on the dog part so I wont get confused with my cat:)

Originally posted by souldog
Well I decided. She will be named Athena The Dog.

I put on the dog part so I wont get confused with my cat:)
All you should have to do is watch which one chases which, or which food bowls they eat from, or listen to the noises they make, and you should be able to tell them apart anyway. ;)

Well I changed my mind. (or should I say that my wife objected to Athena)

The name is now final: XEON

since she is a gundog her moto is going to be:
gunning for gur|s
as in protecting not hunting.

Think of it this way xeon, now there is some dog in Los Angeles named after you.

Originally posted by souldog
Well I changed my mind. (or should I say that my wife objected to Athena)

The name is now final: XEON

since she is a gundog her moto is going to be:
gunning for gur|s
as in protecting not hunting.

Think of it this way xeon, now there is some dog in Los Angeles named after you.

Please don't. Name her Pepsi, or Paws, or whatever....

Originally posted by solarflare
Don't worry... I can't imagine that if his wife rejected 'Athena' she would accept "gunning for g(insert vowel here)rls".

NO, NO. Sometimes you have to put your foot down. :mad: That is the name.

p.s. The name was her idea.;) (maybe I planted the seed)

From Soul:

Well I changed my mind. (or should I say that my wife objected to Athena)
The name is now final: XEON
since she is a gundog her moto is going to be:
gunning for gur|s
as in protecting not hunting.
Think of it this way xeon, now there is some dog in Los Angeles named after you.

The world cannot be better : I rule. :cool:
Seriously, though...your wife objected cos' of 3 reasons :

1) Athena is a female goddess and all women wanna be Her. By naming an animal after Her means that you're degrading her and all women! This sucks! If I were you, Soul...I would cover my ears with steel casings for fear of being pulled at by my wife!

2) Secondly, I knew it all along. Your wife wants a nice, suitable name for a dog, and she knows Xeon is best. However, she don't wanna upset you directly by telling you she wants 'Xeon' for the name, and thus, she told a white lie. Your wife understands you best, and as such, she knew you would choose 'Xeon' for your dog's name. That's why I say, Soul....some women are so cute and smart. Cherish your wife, son....you're really lucky. :cool:

3) Girls prefer creative men. As such....it's natural. :cool:

From MiCk:

I like that name...maybe get her a dev-archive doggie shirt...something like...
It's not all about chicken chop and girls...it's about girls and chicken chop.

It's the same, MiCk! You work on girls day and night, and for meals, you've chicken chops. Life couldn't be better. :cool:

From Gabriel:

Please don't. Name her Pepsi, or Paws, or whatever....

Aye~! Gabriel Fleseriu, once again, from the Extreme Left-Wing party.....argh!
Ok, ok. Gabriel, don't be jealous! I'll beg Soul pal here to name the dog 'Gabriel' : just don't ban me or frame me, k?! :D

From Solar:

Don't worry... I can't imagine that if his wife rejected 'Athena' she would accept "gunning for g(insert vowel here)rls".

'Xeon' simply turns girls on. About 1 year ago, I was playing this PlayStation game and I was stuck. I participated in a forum to get answers, and then, I became a part-time helper too.(although I'm not now)
Then, there was a poll to see which helper(myself included) was the best.

I scored the top, together with one other guy. Originally, I lost by 1 vote, but the sister of another guy voted for me. Girls....they rule. I don't care : from now on, you must spend 60% of your earnings on girls. Buy them perfumes, shoes, clothes and everything to make them happy. Forget about gender discrimination in the office : girls perform better than any man and you should learn from them. NOW!

It has been discovered that the number of companies adopting Xeon processors are rising rapidly, and this is the case in companies whereby the bosses or top executives are females.

And....'Gunning for girls' means 'Bang bang bang!!!'.
MiCk...do u understand the statement above? ;) >:->

From Soul:

I don't know the proper way to say XEON, but I say it as zee-on.
This dog is very fast so it is like zoom, zip zeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooon

It's "Sss-zee-on". Said it fast. :cool:

Originally posted by solarflare
The federal government already takes 41%... oh no I've become bolemic.

Hmmm, I think I'll stick with "X".

And that's the best reason to hook up with a girl that's a CPA ;) Gimme shelter....

Originally posted by Xeon
From Solar:

I don't care : The government can wait. Without girls, will there be any Bush? Any Powell? BAH. NO!!!!!!
Care for girls. :cool:

From MiCk:

Some things never change. Men are flirteous by nature, and they always will be. MiCk never change : he's always using terms I don't understand!

Wankering, pud and now CPA. Errr...what's a CPA, MiCk?
Cost Per Annum? :eek::eek::D

Certified Public Accountant...the people that know how to hide money ;) Dated a chickadee that was going to school for it...tough test I hear...should have married that girl...I'd have more money ;)

This is an outrage!!!!:mad: :mad: :eek:

The naming of dogs is a serious business (certainly more serious than the naming of cats) and not something I would joke around with.:)

How do I defend my honor? The dog is named XEON and that is the whole honest to goodness truth. How can I prove it. Oh lord to be put in this impossible situation. XEON is a good name. It feels right when scolding the dog:
"XEON!!! SHAME ON YOU, YOU NAUGHTY DOGGY!!!"
or when praising the dog:
"THAT'S A GOOD GUUURL XEON. OH YOU GOOD, GOOD LITTLE DOGGY"

The name definitely was final when I showed her a chicken chop and she gobbled it up.

How, oh how to make you see the truth of these words?
oh BOOO HOOO HOOO BOO :( WAAAAH EEEK BOOOO HOOOO:(

sniffle, sniffle The dog really is named XEON

Originally posted by souldog
XEON is a good name. It feels right when scolding the dog:
"XEON!!! SHAME ON YOU, YOU NAUGHTY DOGGY!!!"
That same phrase works when you're dealing with the real Xeon, too. ;):D

Originally posted by Xeon
First punishment : Withdrawal of your moderator title!
By tyhe way, GABRIEL...why is it that Solar IS a MODERATOR even though he doesn't seem to be doing anything?:eek:
I'm not a moderator of this forum. If you make a post in the Testing Forum I'll rip it up so bad ... ;)
Second punishment : You will NOT, and NEVER EVER, receive or get the 500 girls which I'm about to send you. Never.
I had rather send them to Gabriel or Andreas or even Simon instead. :cool::p

Gee, isn't that a bit harsh even for you, Xeon? I mean, I was expecting maybe a reduction in quantity but not an entire redirection of the shipment.

From Solar:

I'm not a moderator of this forum. If you make a post in the Testing Forum I'll rip it up so bad ...

Oh I see. Now, I understand. :D

Gee, isn't that a bit harsh even for you, Xeon? I mean, I was expecting maybe a reduction in quantity but not an entire redirection of the shipment.

Nah! When you're young and u're naughty, your mom would rather buy an ice-cream for your sister rather than you.
Now, you don't know how to please me, and as such...do presents for you, Solar. :cool::)

From Gabriel:

Solar is a mod beacause he deserves it. The fact that he seems not do do anyhing is just a proove that he knows how to moderate. To state it officially, he has and always will have my full support.

My! Really! This must be a cover-up! :eek: Now, don't you forget Simon, Solar and me used to post tons of crap in the General Discussion forum...or are you not aware and pretending you dunno an old ship mate, Gabriel and Solar? :cool:
We're all in this together, remember?

Anyway, MiCk...fire up our rebellion troops to topple Captain Flint. Either Long John Silver or Red can be the captain. Pieces of Eight! Pieces of Eight! Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

Remember this song we sang, Solar? >:->
:cool::cool: >:->

Laika.

No, I don't think it is a prize.

Originally posted by Xeon
From Simon:

'Laika' must be the Belgium version of Ditto, or "same as".:D
Anyway, Belgium reminds me of France, the country where Elrond and Marinated chicken(CHICKADEE!!!!) comes from.
The Effiel Tower in France was lighted up so beautifully with lights yesterday! :D
Laika was the Russian space dog. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Xeon
From Simon:

Anyway, Simon.....why did you say 'Laika' outta the blue?
Fetish for dogs?! :eek::D
I don't like dogs. It's like the lawyers joke:

What is one lawyer shot to the moon? A good start.
What is all lawyers shot to the moon? The solution.

Originally posted by souldog
No offense to Solar, but what does it mean to deserve to be a moderator? Is it supposed to be some sort of prize?

As far as I can figure, it's because I am regularly at the site and so am able to moderate; I am rarely (although it has happened ... oops) out of line in my posts; and am responsible enough to handle the situations that arise appropriately. Also, I read a book on brainwashing before I asked Brad ;).

Pygmalion is a kind of mobile Robot... If you want, click here ( http://dmtwww.epfl.ch/isr/asl/systems/pyg_sys.html), :)

Enjoy...:)

Well since she is female dog: How about Virginia Slims:)

Well Xeon has kind of stuck as the name

Originally posted by Xeon
From Soul:

No no....use Xeon. Please your wife, Soul.(if you're a real man) :D

Anyway, does anyone know how North Carolina and South Carolina got their names? Carolina is a name for a girl!

Is it because in the 1700s, there's a very cute blonde in that Carolina area? :eek::eek::):D

Taken from "Carolus," the Latin word for Charles and named after England's King Charles I.

Stay away from MY southern Belles ;)

You could also call him after a fictional character, with the characters of dog reversed: god.

Advantages:

It's short
It's unique (for a dog)
It's containing all the letters in the word dog
It's a very often heard word, despite it's uniqueness for a dog
It's good for your image these days, even the US president calls god each day, or so he says.

Disadvantages:

It's blasphemous to nasty christian neighbours
It may ultimately get your dog killed and your property damaged and make you the neighbourhood pariah

Well that is one less thing for me to worry about

how do you make a dog sound like a cat...
put it in the freezer until solid and then push across a table saw
MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWW

how do you make a cat sound like a dog?
pour gasoline on it and light it on fire
WOOOOOOFF!!

Originally posted by ih8mylife
good dog names: baby killer, death hound, the beast of eternal pain

those are all the ideas i will give out, giving out more would would be a breach of contract between me and a company i cannot name

how do you make a dog sound like a cat...
put it in the freezer until solid and then push across a table saw
MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWW

how do you make a cat sound like a dog?
pour gasoline on it and light it on fire
WOOOOOOFF!!

[Yves: quoted spam is still spam]
LOL. :D:D:D Very good one ih8mylife. I myself did post once already on how to make a cat sound like a dog and how t make a dig sound like a cat. It wasn't really appreciated though... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
ih8mylife: that is very poor taste!

if gabe says it's in poor taste, why then your on the right track!!!

Originally posted by souldog
NAME THAT DOG

I just got a female short haired German Pointer puppy.

Any ideas for a name?

DOGG VORBIS!

Originally posted by Xeon
From I Hate My Life:

Wrong. Anyway, the name "Beast of eternal pain" reminds me of.....SIMON 666.
Soul....name your dog after Simon666! The Beast! :):D

And oh, Simon. Do u burn dogs and frogs like those nasty kids? It's very perverted and cruel, you know.

If I wanted to name my dog after Simon 666 I would have to go with WET TOAST.

Nothing screams I AM EVIL, LOOK AT ME, like wet toast.;)

Originally posted by solarflare
I got a cheesesteak today, the bread was soggy and the cheese wasn't melted on. *&$%@ people can't make a decent cheesesteak. It's not that difficult. :mad: <-- Hmmm, I wonder how few opportunities I've had to use this.
A conscientious moderator would move this to the boring thread...

But... but... but...

You mentioned wet toast...

Finally a picture of XEON.. She is the one in the front

Cute