just when I thought Ive heard them all
The Timis Police Must Prosecute GOD
(Timis is the county whose capital is Timisoara)
The police and prosecuters from Timisoara are facing a case that goes beyond absurd. A convincted man from the Timisoara Jailhouse has issued a penal complain agains God and Romanian Orthodox Church.
Convicted for 20 years in jail for murder, Pavel Mircea, blames the Church for everything that went wrong in his life. So, he decided to go to the court of law. He asks for for a lawsuit against "so-called God, living in Heaven, represented in Romania by the Orthodox Church, and in Timisoara by the Romanian Mitropoly, for the felonies stated in the 215 article (deception), Article 221 (hiding), Article 246 (office abuse against people's interest - I haven't traslated this very well), Article 256 (accepting undeserved goods - accepting bribery), article 257 (influence traffic)".
(Sorry I'm not that familiar with English terms used in criminal cases).
Pavel Marcel explains that his baptise in the church was a signed contract with God (who he names "the offender"). In his opinion the "contract" had the purpose of keeping the Devil and the troubles away from his life.
"So far the offender did not honor the contract". The convicted man accuses God of receiving "payers and goods" for the return of sins forgiveness and avoiding troubles in life, which didn't happen.
In the end, he demands to be payed a fee of 2 million euros, because God has broken the contract.

