letter from Yuliya

I think I'm getting popular on the Russian market. :rolleyes: At least according to this junk email from Yuliya. :D

Hello my new friend!
I get acquainted through the Internet for the first time. Therefore I at all do not know from what to start. My name is Yuliya, my birthday on March, 24, 1978. My growth 174 cm. I'm blonde and my eyes is green.
I from the city of Kazan which in Russia. I have finished local university under the finance as the bookkeeper, Now I work in city firm as the bookkeeper. I cheerful kind and very sociable girl. I very economic also am able to prepare well. I do not know why Russian men do not notice it. I and could not find the love in Russia. I was never married and I have no children. I am lonely. Now I want to find the love through the Internet. I as well as all girls, want to have the house, the family and children. I very much appreciate qualities of people and their relations. If you want to learn about me more and to continue our dialogue, Please mail to me:
feelings78@eastlinecorp.org
I will wait your letter.
Yuliya.

Let us all give a cheerful support for Yuliya with the Russian men to see all her qualities.

PS: pitty there aren't any applauding emoticon. :cool:
[1279 byte] By [cilu] at [2007-11-19 23:26:39]
# 1 Re: letter from Yuliya
Come on man, you shouldn't let her down. Isn't this rude :p who knows, you may find the love of your life, good luck :thumb: I might start your first "Happy Anniversary to Cilu and Yuliya" thread next year. ;) :cool:

Err......btw, are you sure Yuliya is She, I mean, she isn't (S)he? right? :confused:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 12:59:28 >
# 2 Re: letter from Yuliya
Err......btw, are you sure Yuliya is She, I mean, she isn't (S)he? right?
Well, about that part, I can't possible know... ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:00:30 >
# 3 Re: letter from Yuliya
Come on man, you shouldn't let her down. Isn't this rude :p who knows, you may find the love of your life, good luck :thumb: I might start your first "Happy Anniversary to Cilu and Yuliya" thread next year. ;) :cool:

ROTFL !!

Err......btw, are you sure Yuliya is She, I mean, she isn't (S)he? right? :confused:

BTW "Yuliya" says,
I cheerful kind and very sociable girl.

Nice offer you have got there Cilu. :thumb: :D
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 13:01:39 >
# 4 Re: letter from Yuliya
I wouldn't vote for Yuliya, after getting "african" junk... as in real life too, african "ladies" are "the best"! ;)
I don't quite remember the details, but one time had received one in which they were asking an account number to transfer a huge amount of money in my name, because their whole "royal" family had to run away because rebel forces took over the country, and if found, they would've been killed and their wealth confiscated. So, they were trusting me to hold their money until their escape, after which they were agreeing to split it fifty-50% for my effort. :D Ah, they also assured me that no charges or fees would be made to my account. Is that confidence or what? :thumb:
And again, that remembers me the fact that this year, Somalia was not having a bad position on Brainbench leader board. Hmm, probably were the same guys who wrote that junk mail, and I don't mean they're from Africa at all. :cool:
Anyway, cilu, if you prefer ethiopian instead of russian, let me know... ok? :p
Bornish at 2007-11-9 13:02:41 >
# 5 Re: letter from Yuliya
PS: pitty there aren't any applauding emoticon. :cool:Who said there aren't? ;)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

// They are even applauding in sync... :D
gstercken at 2007-11-9 13:03:39 >
# 6 Re: letter from Yuliya
Prediction: One more user name to get banned.
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 13:04:40 >
# 7 Re: letter from Yuliya
Prediction: One more user name to get banned.
Me?
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 13:05:44 >
# 8 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, I guess I have to me more careful with making my email address public in profiles... ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:06:35 >
# 9 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, I guess I have to me more careful with making my email address public in profiles... ;)

Exactly this is what I was going to say ;)
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 13:07:44 >
# 10 Re: letter from Yuliya
Me?

:D
I like your humour. ;)
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 13:08:41 >
# 11 Re: letter from Yuliya
wow cilu congrats :thumb: you're one of the lucky guys who won a trip to Yuliya's heart :D


Good Luck :thumb:


//:lol:
ideru at 2007-11-9 13:09:39 >
# 12 Re: letter from Yuliya
congratulations Cilu..:D:thumb:
Max Payne at 2007-11-9 13:10:49 >
# 13 Re: letter from Yuliya
the mail might be from a love-bot...who said a bot can't have a feeling?:D...
congrats cilu!...looks like a bot is in love with you:D...you really don't want reject its love when you know what a bot of internet can do:D...
mrRee at 2007-11-9 13:11:44 >
# 14 Re: letter from Yuliya
the mail might be from a love-bot...who said a bot can't have a feeling?:D...
congrats cilu!...looks like a bot is in love with you:D...you really don't want reject its love when you know what a bot of internet can do:D...
I don't know what happened, but my email address was compromised. Since Friday, I'm constantly receving junk email... :sick:
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:12:49 >
# 15 Re: letter from Yuliya
Maybe you replied to Yuliya's love letter. ;) :p :D
Sarevok at 2007-11-9 13:13:44 >
# 16 Re: letter from Yuliya
I get the feeling that this Yulia is a burly guy with massive palms, a hairy chest, and a liking for Romanian software developers... Congratulations, Cilu! :thumb:

You've indeed come a long way since the days we met at Stuttgart - your fan club extends to much more than those girls who queued up for your attention at that Hotel... :D :thumb:
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:14:48 >
# 17 Re: letter from Yuliya
I get the feeling that this Yulia is a burly guy with massive palms, a hairy chest, and a liking for Romanian software developers... Congratulations, Cilu! :thumb:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HanneSThEGreaT at 2007-11-9 13:15:44 >
# 18 Re: letter from Yuliya
I get the feeling that this Yulia is a burly guy with massive palms, a hairy chest, and a liking for Romanian software developers... Congratulations, Cilu! :thumb:

Excuse me :ehh: .......what does that suppose to mean? :eek: Although I do have such feelings, but not that much graphical, I mean burly guy, massive plams (great), a hariy chest (extremely great), with licking for Romanian software developers....(thats too much). :rolleyes: :p

Cilu, never in my life I thought it that way, I always consider you a striaght person, but I don't judge others, ok if you are happy to be that way, then its ok, trust me, its ok...Congratulations (hay don't blame me for this, Sid congratulated to you and I just followed him). :blush:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:16:49 >
# 19 Re: letter from Yuliya
Excuse me :ehh: .......what does that suppose to mean? :eek: Although I do have such feelings, but not that much graphical, I mean burly guy, massive plams (great), a hariy chest (extremely great), with licking for Romanian software developers....(thats too much). :rolleyes: :p

Cilu, never in my life I thought it that way, I always consider you a striaght person, but I don't judge others, ok if you are happy to be that way, then its ok, trust me, its ok...Congratulations (hay don't blame me for this, Sid congratulated to you and I just followed him). :blush:

PS: Don't take it serious, this whole crap is just kidding ;) :thumb:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:17:55 >
# 20 Re: letter from Yuliya
Excuse me :ehh: .......what does that suppose to mean? :eek: Although I do have such feelings, but not that much graphical, I mean burly guy, massive plams (great), a hariy chest (extremely great), with licking for Romanian software developers....(thats too much)."Liking" is what I said, Ejaz...

This one is truly graphical though... Or is it only my mind that thinks this way? :rolleyes: :D
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:18:56 >
# 21 Re: letter from Yuliya
"Liking" is what I said, Ejaz...

This one is truly graphical though... Or is it only my mind that thinks this way? :rolleyes: :D

Oh ****, thats a typo that really made this pretty much graphical. Its the se second time, you catch my typo, which changes the entire scene :o

but wait, wait, wait...ok, I admit that was a typo but what about that burly guy, hairy chest and massive palms? :rolleyes:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:19:51 >
# 22 Re: letter from Yuliya
"Liking" is what I said, Ejaz...:D :D

This one is truly graphical though... Or is it only my mind that thinks this way? :rolleyes: :DNo, it's not just you... I also wondered what Ejaz was trying to tell us here... ;) :D
gstercken at 2007-11-9 13:20:52 >
# 23 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh ****, thats a typo that really made this pretty much graphical. Its the se second time, you catch my typo, which changes the entire scene :o A Freudian typo, perhaps? ;) :D
gstercken at 2007-11-9 13:21:52 >
# 24 Re: letter from Yuliya
Its the se second time, you catch my typo, which changes the entire scene :o Yeah, this is true... But, in my opinion, you make the best typos ever... The previous one was in Hindi - I remember. :D

It was really too good... Unfortunate that many here couldn't understand it... but wait, wait, wait...ok, I admit that was a typo but what about that burly guy, hairy chest and massive palms? :rolleyes:Yes, what about him?

His name is Yulia... And, he likes Romanian software developers... :D
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:22:51 >
# 25 Re: letter from Yuliya
No, it's not just you... I also wondered what Ejaz was trying to tell us here... ;) :DLOL... I'm acquitted - at least for the moment. :D :)

A Freudian typo, perhaps? ;) :D ROTFL... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:23:53 >
# 26 Re: letter from Yuliya
:D :D

No, it's not just you... I also wondered what Ejaz was trying to tell us here... ;) :D

Aha...I see, so you are trying to turn the tables...huh...:p trust me, I'm straight, I swear ;)

His name is Yulia... And, he likes Romanian software developers...

don't tell me that :eek: But...but...how, I eam, how do u know that? Are u sure? I don't believe this...
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:24:53 >
# 27 Re: letter from Yuliya
trust me, I'm straight, I swear How can you prove that you are not Yulia... ?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:25:58 >
# 28 Re: letter from Yuliya
trust me, I'm straight, I swear ;)

Of course, of course. We believe you. :lol:
Sahir at 2007-11-9 13:26:55 >
# 29 Re: letter from Yuliya
This discussion here made me ROTFL. The bad part is that I was laughing alone in the office with many people around me. They don't know about Yuliya... yet. ;)

Ejaz typo was very funny.

PS: If I find this Yuliya girl is a practical joke of some of you, I'll ban you forever... :D
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:28:01 >
# 30 Re: letter from Yuliya
This discussion here made me ROTFL. The bad part is that I was laughing alone in the office with many people around me. They don't know about Yuliya... yet. ;)

Ejaz typo was very funny.

That was the whole point ;)

PS: If I find this Yuliya girl is a practical joke of some of you, I'll ban you forever... :p
It looks like the next version of the mails (as already mentioned by Bornish), where millions of $ are there, just for you. All you have to do is, just reply the e-mail, and if you do, you do get a response, few e-mail exchanges, and later you are asked to pay for some documentaiton and legal fee and the money will be yours. I don't know if anyone really fell in this trap or not, but I do get these mails alot. Don't know, if you mail him/her/whatever, I guess you'll get some response, and who knows, after sometime, he/she ask you to give him/her some money, so that she can pay you a vist. How sweet...and the....Yuliya...Yuliya...where are you?
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:29:03 >
# 31 Re: letter from Yuliya
I already received such an email, one year ago. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:30:00 >
# 32 Re: letter from Yuliya
How can you prove that you are not Yulia... ?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Good question. Well,

I'm not a burly person.........STRIKE 1
I don't have massive palms............STRIKE 2
And I don't have a HAIRY chest (for godsake, I'm not a bear :p )....STRIKE 3

And last, but not least, I don't like Romanian male developers because of there looks but I do admire them because of there skills.

NOTE: The last part is only applicable at Male Romanian Developers, for female developers, I haven't set my mind yet.......
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:31:02 >
# 33 Re: letter from Yuliya
... All you have to do is, just reply the e-mail, and if you do, you do get a response, few e-mail exchanges, and later ...
Don't count on it, Ejaz!
Believe it or not, but I think I have the best story re junk mail. Check this one (I swear is true): Someone I know received an email about a wonderful product that "helps you with the ladies". ;) The miraculous new invention was supposed to make some extension, and this guy it seems that wanted to become a "horse". So he goes home to his wife... :eek: and they have a little chat about it... :eek: :eek: and they decide to take advantage of the opportunity! :eek: :eek: :eek:
So he replies to the junk mail, but he's still waiting for news. The funniest part is that he was very angry that he wanted to purchase the product but he didn't know how. He wrote them several times, but never receiving a reply. And as far as how do I know about all this... well, he was so mad that he told the story to many, complaining about how stupid are those ppl that don't know how to do bussiness: "Why did they send him an email in the first place, if they don't want clients?" :D

Holly molly, is this real? :lol: Poor guy, I see how much pissed off he must be
Bornish at 2007-11-9 13:32:04 >
# 34 Re: letter from Yuliya
For female (Romanian) developers, I haven't set my mind yet.......From what I saw at Tech Ed Amsterdam last year... I can assure you that they'll blow your mind off long before you try to set it... No kidding. ;) :thumb:
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:33:06 >
# 35 Re: letter from Yuliya
From what I saw at Tech Ed Amsterdam last year... I can assure you that they'll blow your mind off long before you try to set it... No kidding. ;) :thumb:
I wish I could rate this post! :D
Bornish at 2007-11-9 13:34:11 >
# 36 Re: letter from Yuliya
The miraculous new invention was supposed to make some extension
Could be a piece of PVC pipe. :eek:
Sahir at 2007-11-9 13:35:12 >
# 37 Re: letter from Yuliya
From what I saw at Tech Ed Amsterdam last year... Speaking of which... Any plans regarding TechEd Barcelona in November? :)
gstercken at 2007-11-9 13:36:04 >
# 38 Re: letter from Yuliya
From what I saw at Tech Ed Amsterdam last year... I can assure you that they'll blow your mind off long before you try to set it... No kidding. ;) :thumb:
Yeah, pitty I can't post some pictures... ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:37:09 >
# 39 Re: letter from Yuliya
From what I saw at Tech Ed Amsterdam last year... I can assure you that they'll blow your mind off long before you try to set it... No kidding. ;) :thumb:

Err......hmmm....

<wondering>
Tech Ed...Amsterdam...last year...
this year...what place? when?

Do I really want to get my mind blown away?
Hell...YES!!!
</wondering>

Okies, I see....well, I'll let you know about that, thanx for the directions :thumb:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:38:09 >
# 40 Re: letter from Yuliya
Speaking of which... Any plans regarding TechEd Barcelona in November? :)Need to convince my bosses into opening the company's purse-strings for my trip... Lets see...

What about you?
Yeah, pitty I can't post some pictures... ;) Same here... :D ;)
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:39:16 >
# 41 Re: letter from Yuliya
I wish I could rate this post! :D:D :D

this year...what place? when?Barcelona...

From what I saw of Barcelona 3 years back... I just can't talk about it!

;) :D
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:40:09 >
# 42 Re: letter from Yuliya
:D :D

Barcelona...

From what I saw of Barcelona 3 years back... I just can't talk about it!

;) :D

<praying>
Dear Lord,

So far, I'm doing everything alright, I don't gossip, don't loose my templer, never been greedy, grumpty, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent. I havn'e not whined, complained, cursed, or eatch any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card, for all this, plz help me to get Barcelona this year, Bless my bank account enough, Keep my brain from exploding (as pointed out by Sid,,,err...atleast till I'm not there), Let not my visa be rejected, Keep my way clear....., and let me be at Tech Ed!

Oh and lord, next year, plz arrange Tech Ed at Paris, and then New Yord, I'm also fine with Egypt & England, the list is long, but for starting, Barcelona is fine, absolutely fine. Btw, if it is arrange at Miami, then it will be really awesome.

O lord, plz plz plz...

</praying>
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:41:11 >
# 43 Re: letter from Yuliya
Ah! Barcelona!! That's where my passport was stolen. BTW you don't need to go Barcelona. There is a Tech Ed in KL in September. It is a shorter flight and accomodation may be less expensive.
Sahir at 2007-11-9 13:42:15 >
# 44 Re: letter from Yuliya
Ah! Barcelona!! That's where my passport was stolen. BTW you don't need to go Barcelona. There is a Tech Ed in KL in September. It is a shorter flight and accomodation may be less expensive.
KL, as in.. Kuala Lumpur? :)

// Btw, Congratulations Cilu! :wave: :D
cherish at 2007-11-9 13:43:20 >
# 45 Re: letter from Yuliya
KL, as in.. Kuala Lumpur? :)

Yes.
Sahir at 2007-11-9 13:44:20 >
# 46 Re: letter from Yuliya
NOTE: The last part is only applicable at Male Romanian Developers, for female developers, I haven't set my mind yet.......
Eheeey!... I never knew that Draga which you like so much is a software developer. :p
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 13:45:21 >
# 47 Re: letter from Yuliya
Eheeey!... I never knew that Draga which you like so much is a software developer. :p

Oh no no no :( Draga is out of question, Lord Ovidiu will cut my neck for that. He spared me last time, but not anymore, I can't risk it again. :scared:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:46:18 >
# 48 Re: letter from Yuliya
Eheeey!... I never knew that Draga which you like so much is a software developer. :p

Whats Draga story ? :)
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 13:47:20 >
# 49 Re: letter from Yuliya
Whats Draga story ? :)
Ejaz can confirm that Draga is the sexiest actress ( http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=326241&highlight=Draga).
Well,... she was. Now it seems it's Yuliya. :D
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 13:48:21 >
# 50 Re: letter from Yuliya
Ejaz can confirm that Draga is the sexiest actress ( http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=326241&highlight=Draga).
Well,... she was. Now it seems it's Yuliya. :D

Too bad, we don't have any digital proof of Yuliya.
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:49:22 >
# 51 Re: letter from Yuliya
Too bad, we don't have any digital proof of Yuliya.
Well, she sent a picture actually... ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:50:20 >
# 52 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, she sent a picture actually... ;)

hay hay hay...now you are talking ;) ...Sooooooo...............??? :rolleyes: Come on.... :cool:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:51:29 >
# 53 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, she sent a picture actually... ;)So you did send a reply :D Naughty naughty :D
Sarevok at 2007-11-9 13:52:29 >
# 54 Re: letter from Yuliya
Send it thru www.YouSendIt.com if you have permission. Post a link, and we can see how many people are allowed to download it! Might be around 10. Never really tested it.
dglienna at 2007-11-9 13:53:30 >
# 55 Re: letter from Yuliya
No, I think it's ok to post it here. Here it is...

http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11802&stc=1
cilu at 2007-11-9 13:54:27 >
# 56 Re: letter from Yuliya
No, I think it's ok to post it here. Here it is...

http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11802&stc=1

Aha, very funny :p as you have used my Copy Right Protected picture, without my premission, I can sue you for that :D, though I don't have any intention right now, but you never know...anyway you won't get away with that. Where is the real picture? The one you told us you got a year back? :rolleyes:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:55:33 >
# 57 Re: letter from Yuliya
Yeah, right!
dglienna at 2007-11-9 13:56:33 >
# 58 Re: letter from Yuliya
:lol: :lol: nice thread goin here :D :lol:
sreehari at 2007-11-9 13:57:26 >
# 59 Re: letter from Yuliya
I vote Yuliya for the sexiest actress..:D:thumb:
Max Payne at 2007-11-9 13:58:36 >
# 60 Re: letter from Yuliya
I vote Yuliya for the sexiest actress..:D:thumb:
How can you betray Moni without even looking at the picture of Yuliya Max? So far we only know that she is 174 cm, blonde and green eyes, thats all. But lets see if Cilu let us decide that whether Yuliya competes Moni or not ;) And besides, we don't even know that Yuliya is an actress or not.
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:59:37 >
# 61 Re: letter from Yuliya
Who is Moni ?
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 14:00:36 >
# 62 Re: letter from Yuliya
Who is Moni ?
Well, Moni (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000899/) is the one that Max has really crush upon. He can give his left kindney for her ;) You can look at Who is the Sexiest Actress (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=326241), where he fought for her, all alone but now it seems that Max is loosing interest in Moni :rolleyes:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:01:31 >
# 63 Re: letter from Yuliya
He can give his left kindney for her ;)Why the left? Is there something wrong with Max's right kidney? :eek: :D :D
cherish at 2007-11-9 14:02:37 >
# 64 Re: letter from Yuliya
Why the left? Is there something wrong with Max's right kidney? :eek: :D :D

Well, he needs one kidney to survive. But its up to Max, whether he like to give both of his kidneies for Moni or just one (whether left or right) :rolleyes:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:03:37 >
# 65 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh, I thought there's something significant about giving one's "left" kidney. :rolleyes: ;)

// Oops, sorry. Back to Yuliya... :wave:
cherish at 2007-11-9 14:04:34 >
# 66 Re: letter from Yuliya
How can you betray Moni without even looking at the picture of Yuliya Max? So far we only know that she is 174 cm, blonde and green eyes, thats all. But lets see if Cilu let us decide that whether Yuliya competes Moni or not ;) And besides, we don't even know that Yuliya is an actress or not.
OK. I guess I'll have to post her actual picture now, right?
cilu at 2007-11-9 14:05:42 >
# 67 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, Moni (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000899/) is the one that Max has really crush upon. He can give his left kindney for her ;) You can look at Who is the Sexiest Actress (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=326241), where he fought for her, all alone but now it seems that Max is loosing interest in Moni :rolleyes:

My bad, how come I dont know moni, I like'd' her (Malena, Irreversible) ;), now she is kinda old lady.
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 14:06:40 >
# 68 Re: letter from Yuliya
OK. I guess I'll have to post her actual picture now, right?
Thats the general idea :p
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:07:44 >
# 69 Re: letter from Yuliya
My bad, how come I dont know moni, I like'd' her (Malena, Irreversible) ;), now she is kinda old lady.
Exactly, we tried to convience Max, that she is indeed beautiful, but she is little too old for him. Max never admitted that.
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:08:40 >
# 70 Re: letter from Yuliya
How can you betray Moni without even looking at the picture of Yuliya Max? So far we only know that she is 174 cm, blonde and green eyes, thats all. But lets see if Cilu let us decide that whether Yuliya competes Moni or not ;) And besides, we don't even know that Yuliya is an actress or not.

Yuliya reminds me of one character from the movie I_don't_remember:p..mayb from a comic or maybe just my imagination..

btw, blonde and green eyes fine with me, but 174 cm.. hmm what can I do about that.. but anyway, she had the crush on Cilu, not me..:cry::D

Who is Moni ?

Monica Lewinsky... ask Clinton, he knows better..:D

Exactly, we tried to convience Max, that she is indeed beautiful, but she is little too old for him. Max never admitted that.

Age doesn't matter, Time and Space is not absolute..:lol:
Max Payne at 2007-11-9 14:09:45 >
# 71 Re: letter from Yuliya
Age doesn't matter, Time and Space is not absolute..:lol:
Well, the problem is, Moni may not have the same theory :p I don't know about Time, but I guess Space can be arranged :cool:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:10:48 >
# 72 Re: letter from Yuliya
Exactly, we tried to convience Max, that she is indeed beautiful, but she is little too old for him. Max never admitted that.
Age can't protect you against love, but love can protect you, at least to some point, against age. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 14:11:40 >
# 73 Re: letter from Yuliya
Age can't protect you against love, but love can protect you, at least to some point, against age. ;)

so, whn are you going to post yuliya's picture..? :D

don't forget to invite her to CG. she might get to learn a thing or two..:p
Max Payne at 2007-11-9 14:12:45 >
# 74 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, at last, this thread seems to be a hidden advertisement for cilu's wedding.
I'm analysing now if violates AUP ( http://www.jupitermedia.com/corporate/privacy/aup.html) or not, to decide if I have to ban him or not.

:p ;)
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 14:13:46 >
# 75 Re: letter from Yuliya
I was wondering what this crap thread :D is all about?? growing every day...today I got curious and decided to have a look...and ahhh great we have hot blonde here "Yuliya" :p... sounds great...how good would it be if a girl wrote some thing like that...;)...hey cilu next you get some letter like this please forward it to me and don't tell anyone :D
MrBeans at 2007-11-9 14:14:44 >
# 76 Re: letter from Yuliya
Age can't protect you against love, but love can protect you, at least to some point, against age. ;)

Oh boy, oh boy, now I begin to believe that you are falling for Yuliya :D Admit it :cool:

Well, at last, this thread seems to be a hidden advertisement for cilu's wedding.
I'm analysing now if violates AUP (http://www.jupitermedia.com/corporate/privacy/aup.html) or not, to decide if I have to ban him or not.

:p ;)

I think you have hit the nail, but as long Cilu's wedding doesn't give any competation to JupeterMedia, I think we can't ban him for that :rolleyes:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:15:53 >
# 77 Re: letter from Yuliya
I think you have hit the nail, but as long Cilu's wedding doesn't give any competation to JupeterMedia, I think we can't ban him for that :rolleyes:
Don't hurry to say that. For sure here is behind one named Yuliya and one named Media (Jupiter's daughter) (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1386710). :D :p ;)
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 14:16:50 >
# 78 Re: letter from Yuliya
Don't hurry to say that. For sure here is behind one named Yuliya and one named Media (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1386710). :D :p ;)

I see, well Sherlock Ovidiv Holmes, you have a piont :D I see many blondes in the background, can't see the eyes and the heights of many seesm to be around 174 cm. Nice job detective :cool: :thumb:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:17:55 >
# 79 Re: letter from Yuliya
I just saw now in the Member's List that Yuliya has joined CG (Welcome to our newest member)
HanneSThEGreaT at 2007-11-9 14:18:53 >
# 80 Re: letter from Yuliya
Hello again, my new friend!

I now got acquainted through the Internet better, and found this thread. And I must say, to speak truth, I am a bit disappointed, dear Marius - why have you made so public my loveletter to you? Now everybody is laughing about my feelings fo you and at me, and even Russian men notice me.

So please no longer do this, but tell me if you also want to have the house, the family and the children. Dear Marius, please answer to me. I am still lonely, and waiting your letter.

In much love,
Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:19:49 >
# 81 Re: letter from Yuliya
I just saw now in the Member's List that Yuliya has joined CG (Welcome to our newest member)Oh, thank you, HanneSThEGreaT! But I have a question, if not mind, HanneSThEGreaT: You maybe married, or very lonely, like me?
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:20:56 >
# 82 Re: letter from Yuliya
Hello again, my new friend!

I now got acquainted through the Internet better, and found this thread. And I must say, to speak truth, I am a bit disappointed, dear Marius - why have you made so public my loveletter to you? Now everybody is laughing about my feelings fo you and at me, and even Russian men notice me.

So please no longer do this, but tell me if you also want to have the house, the family and the children. Dear Marius, please answer to me. I am still lonely, and waiting your letter.

In much love,
Yuliya
Answer him/her Cilu.
Shuja Ali at 2007-11-9 14:21:52 >
# 83 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh my god I can't beleive it Yuliya here :eek:...some one is playing crap around here :p...ok now enough for this week...I have to enjoy the weekend...:wave:
MrBeans at 2007-11-9 14:22:50 >
# 84 Re: letter from Yuliya
Answer him/her Cilu.Oh, thank you for reminding him, dear Shuja Ali! But he looks like away from computer, so can't answer. But you may also answer me if you like, Shuja Ali. That would be very nice.
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:23:51 >
# 85 Re: letter from Yuliya
Answer him/her Cilu.

ROTFL... http://www.helpbytes.co.uk/images/mess6/smileys/24.gif
Krishnaa at 2007-11-9 14:24:57 >
# 86 Re: letter from Yuliya
...some one is playing crap around here :p...Playing what? Sorry, not know that game. Is not popular in Russia, you know.

ok now enough for this week...I have to enjoy the weekend...:wave:Yes enjoy the weekend, dear MrBeans. Also lonely, may I ask?
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:25:53 >
# 87 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh my god I can't beleive it Yuliya here :eek:...some one is playing crap around here :p...ok now enough for this week...I have to enjoy the weekend...:wave:
Dude, this is the best place to Enjoy your weekend. And I am not kidding. See what will happen in this thread now. :D
Shuja Ali at 2007-11-9 14:27:04 >
# 88 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh, thank you for reminding him, dear Shuja Ali! But he looks like away from computer, so can't answer. But you may also answer me if you like, Shuja Ali. That would be very nice.
Everyone over here is lonely except Ovidi (who is already married). See how many responses you will get.

And remember we don't trip on our friends' Girlfriends (or Boyfriends :confused: ), so we will have to wait for Cilu.
Shuja Ali at 2007-11-9 14:28:04 >
# 89 Re: letter from Yuliya
This is all so romantic :cry:

Make her happy Cilu, and you'll make happy all of us !
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 14:28:57 >
# 90 Re: letter from Yuliya
Ok there is some more time before I leave :p so I am back!

Dude, this is the best place to Enjoy your weekend. And I am not kidding. See what will happen in this thread now.

Yes now I am getting really curious on this thread :D

Playing what? Sorry, not know that game. Is not popular in Russia, you know.

Now this acsent seems a bit known to me Ok now who could be Yuliya...
Did Yuliya drop out of the blue after seeing this thread? or is cilu anyway related in all this :eek:
Some how I see some thing fishy around here...
Ok I think there are many questions and few answers...and only cilu knows them.

BTW Yuliya I am lonely can you spend some time with me please...;)
MrBeans at 2007-11-9 14:29:57 >
# 91 Re: letter from Yuliya
Everyone over here is lonely except Ovidi (who is already married). See how many responses you will get.Everyone except Ovidi??!!! Oohh.

And remember we don't trip on our friends' Girlfriends (or Boyfriends :confused: ), so we will have to wait for Cilu.Thank you for telling this, dear Shuja Ali, I will remember, no tripping or trapping. So I continue waiting Cilu. But have to leave now, and will look later if Cilu back to computer and answering me.
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:31:05 >
# 92 Re: letter from Yuliya
@ Sid: See...See...I told you, but never believed me (burly person, massive palms, hairy chest and god knows what :p) ...Judge Sahab, main nirdosh hon, main nirdosh hon judge sahab, mujh pay jhouta aarob laga gaya hay judge sahab :o :D

So...Cilu, we are all expecting some.....answers here...and don't forget that you still owe me because of posting my picture :cool: Good luck dude :thumb: also don't forget to send me invitation, I'll attend your funeral...err...I mean, you wedding :D
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:31:59 >
# 93 Re: letter from Yuliya
I now got acquainted through the Internet better, and found this thread. And I must say, to speak truth, I am a bit disappointed, dear Marius - why have you made so public my loveletter to you? Now everybody is laughing about my feelings fo you and at me, and even Russian men notice me.
Oh fair Yuliya, you should not be ashamed of your feelings. I made it public because I don't think the two of us have anything to hide (except for those sexy pictures that you sent me, but I won't tell anything about them, don't worry).

So please no longer do this, but tell me if you also want to have the house, the family and the children.
Wait a minute, you said you don't have children. Now you say you have? :ehh: How many? What about the family? I hope you don't mean your mother. ;)

Dear Marius, please answer to me. I am still lonely, and waiting your letter.
I tried to contact you on YM, but you didn't answer, I don't know why. You know, I could be your sweet November (if you know what I mean), I think I'll have more free time then. ;)

Yes now I am getting really curious on this thread
Indeed, an interesting twist here. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 14:33:03 >
# 94 Re: letter from Yuliya
So please no longer do this, but tell me if you also want to have the house, the family and the children.

Wait a minute, you didn't say you have children. :ehh: How many? What about the family? I hope you don't mean your mother. ;)

Err...excuse me, sorry to interrupt you fellas, but looks like the house is still vacant. You guys can distribute children and the rest of the stuff, I can take care of the house for myself...Oops, I mean for you guys...no problem and thanx in advance ;) :thumb:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:34:02 >
# 95 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear Cilu,

I am so very happy to get this message from you after so long time.

I made it public because I don't think the two of us have anything to hide (except for those sexy pictures that you sent me, but I won't tell anything about them, don't worry). Oh Cilu, why have you told about those? These very private parts were never meant for every knowing. Please dont tell all those people, this is only for you and me.

Wait a minute, you said you don't have children. Now you say you have? No no, I dont have, like I told before! I was saying: If we, you and me, will have children together, and house. Please forgive if my english is not perfect still.

I hope you don't mean your mother. ;)Yes, Mamuschka also. Do you want me send you pictures of Mamuschka?

I tried to contact you on YM, but you didn't answer, I don't know why. Is that true?? Sorry, but I don't know what YM are. I only a bookkeeper, you must know, but I hope you will teach me all these things, once we are happy together and not more lonely.

You know, I could be your sweet November (if you know what I mean), I think I'll have more free time then. ;)Oh, in November? That is in four months, and, it would be very sweet. Dear Cilu, please dont let me wait you so long again.

From Russia with love,
Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:35:13 >
# 96 Re: letter from Yuliya
I wonder what time is it in Russia right now... :rolleyes:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:36:07 >
# 97 Re: letter from Yuliya
BTW Yuliya I am lonely can you spend some time with me please...;)

Dear MrBeans,

you from Germany, you must be tall man with blonde and blue eyes! This is very nice, and I am also blonde (as can see in picture), but green eyes. But sorry, see what Shuja Ali said: No tripping with girlfriends and boyfriends, so I must wait letter fom Cilu first. Hope you not angry.

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:37:12 >
# 98 Re: letter from Yuliya
I wonder what time is it in Russia right now... :rolleyes:That is a strange question, Ejaz. You must be also very lonely. You can see that next to my picture: Today, 02:41 AM.

But I have a question too: What is a Super Moderator? I only know Super Man, I seen the movie after finishing local university.
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:38:15 >
# 99 Re: letter from Yuliya
That is a strange question, Ejaz. You must be also very lonely.

But I have a question too: What is a Super Moderator? I only know Super Man, I seen the movie after finishing local university.

Shhh...don't say it loud, you don't wanna know, trust me, you don't. Super moderators are the nights of dark forces, they are beast of darkness .......And I'm hungry, not lonely...Grrrrr
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:39:07 >
# 100 Re: letter from Yuliya
Btw Cilu, I really envy you, I mean, it seems like a movie plot, love through internet, how sweet, it will be my pleasure to start your anniversiry thread...I'm still waiting for the invitation, don't forget that :thumb:

And Sid, where are you? Look at this? You doubted me, the poor old me, the inncoent me...we need to get even here :mad: :D ;)
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:40:15 >
# 101 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh boy, I just observed that I'm the person who hit the 100th post in this thread, so I'm the century maker :D I guess pretty soon we'll have this wonderful story at media too...Come on Cilu, I deserve the invitation :p
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:41:18 >
# 102 Re: letter from Yuliya
Wow. What do you know... Yuliya is real! :cool:

Welcome to the forums, Yuliya! :wave:
cherish at 2007-11-9 14:42:15 >
# 103 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear MrBeans,

you from Germany, you must be tall man with blonde and blue eyes! This is very nice, and I am also blonde (as can see in picture), but green eyes.
What are blonde eyes? :confused: Never heard of them. Poor Cilu, he must have to work really hard to get Yuliya english correct. ;)
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 14:43:15 >
# 104 Re: letter from Yuliya
BLONDE is the correct English spelling. Very light, almost white.
dglienna at 2007-11-9 14:44:22 >
# 105 Re: letter from Yuliya
@ Sid: See...See...I told you, but never believed me (burly person, massive palms, hairy chest and god knows what :p) ...Judge Sahab, main nirdosh hon, main nirdosh hon judge sahab, mujh pay jhouta aarob laga gaya hay judge sahab :o :D ...ROTFL... :D

The more this thread progresses, the more certain I get...
Congratulations, Cilu - you are in safe hands. :D :p ;)
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 14:45:23 >
# 106 Re: letter from Yuliya
BLONDE is the correct English spelling. Very light, almost white.Do you have very light yellow, almost white... eyes? :p
It seems that Yuliya learned way to much english since her first letter to Cilu... I bet she's fake ;)
But I like the guy's taste... hope is his sister's photo and he'll give me her phone no. :D
Bornish at 2007-11-9 14:46:16 >
# 107 Re: letter from Yuliya
The whole intension of me posting here has been ruined. :(
Shuja Ali at 2007-11-9 14:47:23 >
# 108 Re: letter from Yuliya
Wow. What do you know... Yuliya is real! :cool:

Welcome to the forums, Yuliya! :wave:
Please, Cherish.
With your feminine intuition can you guide me where is Yuliya?
Please, please! ;)
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 14:48:25 >
# 109 Re: letter from Yuliya
Please, Cherish.
With your feminine intuition can you guide me where is Yuliya?
Please, please!

I'd rather prefer to be guided where Cherish is herself...
:blush:
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 14:49:27 >
# 110 Re: letter from Yuliya
It seems that Yuliya learned way to much english since her first letter to Cilu... I bet she's fake ;) But, maybe she asked a friend's help when she posted here? :)

Please, Cherish.
With your feminine intuition can you guide me where is Yuliya?
Please, please! ;):D What do you mean, "where"?
EDIT: She's from Russia, ain't she? And she mentioned in one of her post "From Russia..." so apparently she's in Russia. ;)
cherish at 2007-11-9 14:50:23 >
# 111 Re: letter from Yuliya
I'd rather prefer to be guided where Cherish is herself...
:blush:
Well, I'm here at CG now... :D
cherish at 2007-11-9 14:51:19 >
# 112 Re: letter from Yuliya
Me too :lol:
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 14:52:22 >
# 113 Re: letter from Yuliya
What are blonde eyes? :confused: Never heard of them. Poor Cilu, he must have to work really hard to get Yuliya english correct. ;)Very sorry, dear Ejaz. Wanting to say: Blonde my hair, eyes are green. I'm so sorry for confusion. And you right, my speaking English must be improved a bit, and hoping Cilu can help much with this. But why you say he poor?

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:53:23 >
# 114 Re: letter from Yuliya
poor can also mean:
someone who will have a difficult task to accomplish
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 14:54:25 >
# 115 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear lonely Siddhartha! You ask why I know you lonely? Because Ejaz has written: "And Sid, where are you? Look at this". So I know you must be also lonely.

ROTFL... :DWhat are this letters meaning, dear Siddhartha? I was thinking much about, and found only this: "Russia, only true faithful love." Is this what you wanted say, Siddhartha? But why have you put a laughing green face? I also want to ask: How can I also put those funny faces in messages? Please tell me. You know, I am only a bookkeeper, am getting acquainted through the internet only slowly, and in the firm where I work, we never put funny faces in the books I keep.
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:55:28 >
# 116 Re: letter from Yuliya
ROTFL means Rolling On The Floor Laughing :D

nice faces can be put clicking here---------------->
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 14:56:33 >
# 117 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear lonely Siddhartha! You ask why I know you lonely? Because Ejaz has written: "And Sid, where are you? Look at this". So I know you must be also lonely.

What are this letters meaning, dear Siddhartha? I was thinking much about, and found only this: "Russia, only true faithful love." Is this what you wanted say, Siddhartha? But why have you put a laughing green face? I also want to ask: How can I also put those funny faces in messages? Please tell me. You know, I am only a bookkeeper, am getting acquainted through the internet only slowly, and in the firm where I work, we never put funny faces in the books I keep.
ROTFL... that's a great one... :D "Russia, only true faithful love." :D :D

Well, Yuliya, it must be very boring not to use funny faces in those books you keep. You should start using them once in a while. I'm sure your clients will be much more happy with them. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 14:57:35 >
# 118 Re: letter from Yuliya
Do you have very light yellow, almost white... eyes? :pYou mean me, dear Bornish? No, no - I already said: Eyes are GREEN. And I have BLONDE hair not white or yellow.

It seems that Yuliya learned way to much english since her first letter to Cilu...Thank you Bornish! Im very glad and happy you appreciate progress I make with language learning.

I bet she's fake ;)Now why you say so, Bornish? Nothing fake, all is real.

But I like the guy's taste... hope is his sister's photo and he'll give me her phone no. :DYou like Cilus taste? Thank you, that compliment is very nice for me. But I have not seen photo of sister of Cilu. You say he has the sister? He not said, so why you know?

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 14:58:34 >
# 119 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear lonely Siddhartha! You ask why I know you lonely? Because Ejaz has written: "And Sid, where are you? Look at this". So I know you must be also lonely.

What are this letters meaning, dear Siddhartha? I was thinking much about, and found only this: "Russia, only true faithful love." Is this what you wanted say, Siddhartha? But why have you put a laughing green face? I also want to ask: How can I also put those funny faces in messages? Please tell me. You know, I am only a bookkeeper, am getting acquainted through the internet only slowly, and in the firm where I work, we never put funny faces in the books I keep.
Congrats Yuliya! You have spelled perfect the word "acquainted" :D and I ROTFL about "Russia, only true faithful love."
PS: Maybe you are Cilu's sister... you never know! ;)
Bornish at 2007-11-9 14:59:32 >
# 120 Re: letter from Yuliya
The whole intension of me posting here has been ruined. :(Shuja Ali, no reason being sad. Nothing is ruined. I still have to wait Cilus answer. And if no, maybe, could be, or not? And if yes, and Cilu loves me and wants to be not lonely anymore, and we get married: I have also sister, also in Russia, but not here in city of Kazan, she living in Novocheboksarsk, only 130 kilometers from Kazan. She, Kalinka (my sister) is also lonely, and very cheerful kind and sociable girl like me. I send you picture if you interested and no want longer wait dialogue with Cilu for agreement.

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:00:33 >
# 121 Re: letter from Yuliya
With your feminine intuition can you guide me where is Yuliya?
Please, please! ;)Dear Ovidi,

I am in Kazan, which in Tatarstan, which in Russia. So I wrote to Cilu (and he showed to all), and so I also written in my profile, so you can see. But I ask: Why you are interested? Shuja Ali wrote that you are the only not lonely, you married! So why you asking where I am?? Remember, Ovidi, no tripping, not with girlfriends and boyfriends, and not with wife, also!

Please undestand, Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:01:33 >
# 122 Re: letter from Yuliya
I think this Yuliya is really a russian girl in love with cilu, I firstly thought it was a joke made by someone using the photo of an italian TV russian actress...

Cilu don't let her run away this my be the occasion of your life :) she seems a girl of great family valors and a little ingenuous (I don't mean dull when I say ingenuous to a girl)
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 15:02:33 >
# 123 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear Andrea,

I am very thankfull to you, you have helped me already some times. Here:
poor can also mean:
someone who will have a difficult task to accomplishI was believing: Poor means not much money, which can not be: Cilus country (Romania) is much more wealthier country than this part of Russia (Tatarstan) where I am. And he is also computer engineer, which means, can be rich (normally, when good and brave and skillfull). But you explained, poor also means difficult task. You mean difficult task is teaching me English language? But why? I already learning all alone, before in local university (four years), and now in the internet, and making fine progress. Look what Bornish has written.

I think you also wanted to help me here understand:ROTFL means Rolling On The Floor LaughingNow this is a thing I cannot understand. You are making a joke? Or fun of me, why on the floor? Please explain better.

Thank you also for this helping:nice faces can be put clicking here---------------->But not working: I clicked where you wrote (the place where the > is), and also tried other places near, but no funny faces. Maybe I not understood right? Please patience, I get acquainted through the Internet for the first time, and only slowly.

Dear Andrea, thank you much again. You are a very kind girl, and very helpfull and sociable also.

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:03:35 >
# 124 Re: letter from Yuliya
I still have to wait Cilus answer.
I guess you missed my answer. Click here (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1425464&postcount=94) to read it.
Dear Andrea, thank you much again. You are a very kind girl, and very helpfull and sociable also
You should know that like in Russia, in Italy there are man names that end in letter 'a'.

BTW, this is the best thread ever. ;) :D
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:04:39 >
# 125 Re: letter from Yuliya
ROTFL is Roling on the floor, laughing.

Implies that you are laughing so hard, you fell out of your chair! Funny!
dglienna at 2007-11-9 15:05:34 >
# 126 Re: letter from Yuliya
My sister Yuliya was write. This place is so full of looney people (or is it loonely... my english is not very well; in Russia we speak it not to much). Oh, I wish me and my dear sister Yuliya will find here truth love. I send pictures to you, but don't know haw. I hope you will answer.

A biiiiiiiiiiiiig kiss to all,
Kalinka
Kalinka at 2007-11-9 15:06:40 >
# 127 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear Cilu, I am so happy and glad you are back to computer and answering me!

I dont know and I hope you not mind, but: May I say Cilu, or Marius, or what is better and real name? What you like better? I like both very much, to say truth. Both very, very nice names!

Also, I want to say: I always hope you are back to computer, and reading and answering me. But your little green light is always out, not on, and many other people answering me, and I answering also, to them. But I always wait your little green light is on, and when on, I want to write, but then your light go out again. So why you are always away from computer? I want write with you, only, dear Marius (or Cilu), and before all other. For me, it is important to knowing first if you love me or not, and then only others. Please, please understand.

I guess you missed my answer. Click [url=http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1425464&postcount=94]here to read it.[/quote]Oh, you have sent me answer? But very very sorry, also not working, dear Cilu (Marius), like > from Andrea. I have clicked, but nothing happening. Im very sorry, please tell me what I am doing wrongly.

You should know that like in Russia, in Italy there are man names that end in letter 'a'. You want say, many names (you wrote wrongly, forgot 'y') ending in letter 'a'? Like Olga, Natasha, Kalinka, and, Yuliya!? But why you telling me, Cilu (Marius)? Decide we already for the childrens names? Oh Marius (Cilu), this is very very fine and nice, and I am happy.

I also wanted to say (because you said before):

ROTFL... that's a great one... :D "Russia, only true faithful love." :D :DThis is so very nice, and I happy that is great for you, and that full agree with. Also, the three green funny faces look very happy, like me. But I still dont understand how to make them. Nobody can explain?

Well, Yuliya, it must be very boring not to use funny faces in those books you keep. You should start using them once in a while. I'm sure your clients will be much more happy with them. ;)Maybe you not know situation here, but my principal is very severe (and sometimes bad) person, so putting funny faces in books will not be liked from him. Better if I not do that. But I want to learn how to put funny faces here in messages.

In very very much love,
Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:07:35 >
# 128 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear David,

ROTFL is Roling on the floor, laughing.Thank you very very much for also helping and explaining. But what you wrote is like what also wrote Andrea. She said "ROTFL means Rolling On The Floor Laughing", so only difference is missing letter ("L") in Roling, and some letters are big and some are small, and the comma (behind the floor). But I still not understand well. You also wrote:
Implies that you are laughing so hard, you fell out of your chair! Funny!But I am not laughing, and not hard. And fall out of chair may get hurt - so why is this funny? I believe men in western countries find other things funnier than me. Perhaps need to learn more, sorry. But thank you very much for explaining, dear David (this is right, your real name is David, not dglienna, true? I guessed this from what is written under your message.)

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:08:45 >
# 129 Re: letter from Yuliya
May I say Cilu, or Marius, or what is better and real name? What you like better? I like both very much, to say truth. Both very, very nice names!
You can call me Marius if you want children. :D

Oh, you have sent me answer? But very very sorry, also not working, dear Cilu (Marius), like > from Andrea. I have clicked, but nothing happening. Im very sorry, please tell me what I am doing wrongly.
Yeah, that was a mistake on my side. Try it again (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1425464&postcount=94).

This is so very nice, and I happy that is great for you, and that full agree with. Also, the three green funny faces look very happy, like me. But I still dont understand how to make them. Nobody can explain?
When you press the Post Reply button you will see a list of funny faces. Click on them and they will automatically be inserted in the message. You can also type them manually, like a ':' followed by a 'D' makes :D. A ';' followed by ')' makes a ;). And a ':' followed by 'p' a :p and so on.

Maybe you not know situation here, but my principal is very severe (and sometimes bad) person, so putting funny faces in books will not be liked from him. Better if I not do that. But I want to learn how to put funny faces here in messages.
You should try anyway. :p

My sister Yuliya was write. This place is so full of looney people (or is it loonely... my english is not very well; in Russia we speak it not to much). Oh, I wish me and my dear sister Yuliya will find here truth love. I send pictures to you, but don't know haw. I hope you will answer.
Ah, looks like a Russian invasion here. :D Hello Kalinka, seems your sister drawn you here too. I hope you too can find the true love you're in search for (try with Ejaz, but don't let him know that I suggested it ;) ).
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:09:39 >
# 130 Re: letter from Yuliya
Yes. David is my name. If I write ROFL, it means that I think something you said was funny, and it made ME laugh. I didn't mean that it made YOU laugh.

When something is really funny, and you lose control of your laughter, is when you'd add that.

It's just an acronym, that shortens down to 4 letters, an almost unlimited number of definitions.
dglienna at 2007-11-9 15:10:48 >
# 131 Re: letter from Yuliya
Thank you very very much for also helping and explaining. But what you wrote is like what also wrote Andrea. She said "ROTFL means Rolling On The Floor Laughing", so only difference is missing letter ("L") in Roling, and some letters are big and some are small, and the comma (behind the floor). But I still not understand well.
BTW, if you hear people saying LOL, it means LOT OF LAUGHTERS, which is a softer version of ROTFL. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:11:45 >
# 132 Re: letter from Yuliya
My sister Yuliya was write. This place is so full of looney people (or is it loonely... my english is not very well; in Russia we speak it not to much). Oh, I wish me and my dear sister Yuliya will find here truth love. I send pictures to you, but don't know haw. I hope you will answer.

A biiiiiiiiiiiiig kiss to all,
Kalinka
Плохая сестра Калинка! Будут вами делая здесь??!
Оставьте моя резьба немедленно! Эти будут моими людьми!!!
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:12:41 >
# 133 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh, my very very dear Marius!

I am happy and glad to get a so nice and loveful message from you!
You can call me Marius if you want children.Yes, I want children, very much, and will call you Marius, like you wish and prefer!

Yeah, that was a mistake on my side. Try it again (http://www.dev-archive.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1425464&postcount=94).Thank you thank you, I try again (click), and it now a message is showed. But that is same message you already written before, and I already see, but message was not very nice. This one is much more nice, so better, and I like. (Before I not liked, understand, Marius?)

When you press the Post Reply button you will see a list of funny faces. Click on them and they will automatically be inserted in the message. You can also type them manually, like a ':' followed by a 'D' makes :D. A ';' followed by ')' makes a ;). And a ':' followed by 'p' a :p and so on.Thank you very very much dear Marius, now I understand much better. Try type manually: I did like a: followed by aD and it did not make a green face. But then I understood I must write ':' and then, without pause 'D' and I get a :D. This works good: :D :D :D (I stop now, or it gets too much). I also try a: followed by 'p' but only worked like this: ':' and then, without pause, 'p'. This makes a :p like you wrote: :p :p :Sorry for learning slowly, but this internet things is new for me, and like said, in my work, we use no funny faces. But I am learning, please, patience.

Ah, looks like a Russian invasion here. Hello Kalinka, seems your sister drawn you here too. I hope you too can find the true love you're in search for (try with Ejaz, but don't let him know that I suggested it ).No, no, you must ignore what Kalinka says. This is wrong thread, and she must use own message and own thread. I told her, and no worry, now she is away. Please understand, I love my sister Kalinka very, but this is my message thread, and she must have her own one.

Oh, I am so sorry if seeming angry, but only with Kalinka, not with you dear Marius.

So much love from Russia and me to you Marius,
Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:13:48 >
# 134 Re: letter from Yuliya
I have a few questions for you:

Do you have any pictures of yourself and sister stored on any computers? Or, access to any scanners? In America, you can scan a picture in the local store, and save it to a cd. Do they have those in Russia?

and the final question:

Do you and your sister like Americans? :)
dglienna at 2007-11-9 15:14:50 >
# 135 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear Marius,

Sorry, I hope you not mind, and I not want disturbing, but I have still a little question, about a strange thing. Please not be angry with me, and answer only if you have time (and be at computer).

Andrea wrote in her message:I firstly thought it was a joke made by someone using the photo of an italian TV russian actress...What is a "italian TV russian actress"? Italian, Russian, what? Both? I was first thinking this must be mistake, but you wrote (in another message):
You should know that like in Russia, in Italy there are man names that end in letter 'a'.Why you also saying Russia and Italy? You are in Romania, not Italy, I understood right? So what has to do Russia with Italy? I know, both are poor countries with much corruption, but not the same. Russia is bigger. So why always mention the two?

Also, another strange thing you wrote, I wonder, if not mind:BTW, if you hear people saying LOL, it means LOT OF LAUGHTERS, which is a softer version of ROTFL.If remember well, I never hear people say LOL. You mean, in your country (Romania), people say LOL very often? Or in Italy? But not in Russia, here, LOL is not a word we say or hear so much. But like I wrote, I must learn, and I want to learn! I love so much like this things are in Romania and other western countries (but not Italy). I am so happy for November, when I can come to you, dear Marius! :D :D :sick: :thumbd: (I tried the other way now: Click on the funny faces, that is easier than add manually! I dont know why that red handshoe is there, but it is nice, and colorfull.)

In much love,
Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:15:50 >
# 136 Re: letter from Yuliya
Dear David,

I have a few questions for you:

Do you have any pictures of yourself and sister stored on any computers?Yes! One you can see here, next to my name (Yuliya), and it is stored on computer (but it is lilttle). I have many others, also on computer, and I also sent some (only few) to Marius through the internet. I not wanted him to say, but he said. So you know now.

Or, access to any scanners? In America, you can scan a picture in the local store, and save it to a cd. Do they have those in Russia?What, store? Or CD? We have both. Store, and CD. :confused: (Sorry, have clicked another funny face, with three hair, and is now there). But I dont know what you mean when you say "scanners". We have digital photo cameras, you must also have some, I bet. :mad: :D :thumbd:

and the final question:

Do you and your sister like Americans? :)To say truth, we don't know much Americans, so we can't say if we really like. But we have seen many Americans in films, and they are often funny. :sick: :thumb: (I like the yellow handshoe more than the red one). But why you ask? Are you an American, David?

Many greetings, Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:16:50 >
# 137 Re: letter from Yuliya
Yes. And, my brother is a movie producer in Hollywood. You can google for him. "Greg Glienna". He has a move currently being released around the world, and we wondered if American films are available soon after they're released?

Feel free to send any photo's to me, anytime. Lots of storage space here! :)
dglienna at 2007-11-9 15:17:49 >
# 138 Re: letter from Yuliya
Can I say some more?

I am very tired now, and have reading and writing messages all night. Im not habitual for this, normally I go sleep much earlier. I now will go sleep, and look tomorrow if answers for me are there, special: From Marius. :cool: :sick: :) :o :D :thumb:

Good bye all, sleep very fine

Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:18:53 >
# 139 Re: letter from Yuliya
Good night! We'll be here in the morning (although it may be a little more than you sleep) Its still early here!

Check these out! Available for Fx, from www.noteme.com

http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/woot.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/jr.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/firefox.gif
EDIT: Had to delete most of them. Too many images? Never saw that one.
Weird error. None of them show up! Maybe the server is down?

http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/woot.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/jr.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/firefox.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/rotf.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/froglove.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/frogclover.gif
http://noteme.com/vb_extension/smilies/frogxmas.gif
dglienna at 2007-11-9 15:19:48 >
# 140 Re: letter from Yuliya
Yes. And, my brother is a movie producer in Hollywood. You can google for him. "Greg Glienna". He has a move currently being released around the world, and we wondered if American films are available soon after they're released?

Feel free to send any photo's to me, anytime. Lots of storage space here! :)
David, what are you doing? Are you trying to steal her from me by lurking her with a possible role in a movie produced by your brother Greg? :confused:

What is a "italian TV russian actress"?
I have no idea. Let's see what Andrea has to say about it.

Why you also saying Russia and Italy? You are in Romania, not Italy, I understood right? So what has to do Russia with Italy? I know, both are poor countries with much corruption, but not the same. Russia is bigger. So why always mention the two?
I don't know. What just a comparison. But who told you Italy is a poor country? Because it's not.

If remember well, I never hear people say LOL. You mean, in your country (Romania), people say LOL very often? Or in Italy? But not in Russia, here, LOL is not a word we say or hear so much.
Yeah, we do say it, but mostly it is written in messages, like chat messages, forums or SMSes.

But like I wrote, I must learn, and I want to learn! I love so much like this things are in Romania and other western countries (but not Italy).
LOL. I never knew Romania was a western country. It seems we made a lot of progress in the past 15 years. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:20:56 >
# 141 Re: letter from Yuliya
Плохая сестра Калинка! Будут вами делая здесь??!
Оставьте моя резьба немедленно! Эти будут моими людьми!!!
Почему Вы называете меня плохой сестрой? Вы сказали мне об этом месте, и Вы сказали, что есть много единственных людей. Таким образом я должен здесь найти истинную любовь, точно так же, как Вы. Почему Вы говорите, что я нуждаюсь в моем собственном шаге? Что является этим? Вы можете объяснить?

Я люблю Вас сестра,
Калинка
Kalinka at 2007-11-9 15:21:53 >
# 142 Re: letter from Yuliya
Yes.
Nice... I like americans much.

And, my brother is a movie producer in Hollywood. You can google for him. "Greg Glienna".
What is google means? Won't he be mad if google him? Is he single to?

He has a move currently being released around the world, and we wondered if American films are available soon after they're released?
What movie is? I like comedies and romances... :rolleyes:
Kalinka at 2007-11-9 15:22:56 >
# 143 Re: letter from Yuliya
Italian TV Russian actress means " an actress from russia working for italian television ".

By the way I am Italian, that's why i say Italy frequently. :)
Andrea_Rossini at 2007-11-9 15:23:56 >
# 144 Re: letter from Yuliya
Hello everyone!
I've heard that Yuliya's sister joined this thread... so I couldn't resist to stay away any longer.
Hi Kalinka! How are you, babe?
gglienna at 2007-11-9 15:24:52 >
# 145 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well seems like this thread will end up in Cilu, David's Brother, and others getting married to special characters that are .. anyways I don't wanna disclose.

By the way these females/males ( :confused: ) seem to be quite experienced with smileys. :sick:
Shuja Ali at 2007-11-9 15:25:57 >
# 146 Re: letter from Yuliya
It is obvious that this is a major fake. There is some evidence, but I don't want to comment on it yet. But I am really curious who is behind it.
philkr at 2007-11-9 15:27:04 >
# 147 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well seems like this thread will end up in Cilu, David's Brother, and others getting married to special characters that are ..My guess is: Marius and Yuliya will finally get married, (congratulations, Marius, BTW! :thumb: ;)), and Greg will make their story into a tear-jerking romantic telenovela, featuring Kalinka and David... :D

anyways I don't wanna disclose.Disclose? Looks like you already know more than we do... ;)
gstercken at 2007-11-9 15:27:59 >
# 148 Re: letter from Yuliya
My guess is: Marius and Yuliya will finally get married
очень плохо, очень плохо!!! :cry: we'll lose a guru! :D
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 15:29:06 >
# 149 Re: letter from Yuliya
очень плохо, очень плохо!!! :cry: we'll lose a guru! :D
Why would getting married means losing a guru? :D

You're married, and you're still here... ;) :D
cherish at 2007-11-9 15:30:01 >
# 150 Re: letter from Yuliya
Why would getting married means losing a guru? :D

You're married, and you're still here... ;) :D
Oh, Cherish, as usual you are a nice smart girl, anytime I can love... ;)
However, I have to remind one little thing: I was first married and after that a guru. :p ;)
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 15:31:07 >
# 151 Re: letter from Yuliya
Oh, Cherish, as usual you are a nice smart girl, anytime I can love... ;)
However, I have to remind one little thing: I was first married and after that a guru. :p ;)
Yeah... I knew you'd say that. :D :D (The second line you wrote, not the first one. :D ;))
Anyways, you make it seem like marriage is a bad thing... ;) :D
cherish at 2007-11-9 15:31:59 >
# 152 Re: letter from Yuliya
Yeah... I knew you'd say that. :D :D (The second line you wrote, not the first one. :D ;))
Anyways, you make it seem like marriage is a bad thing... ;) :D
Oh no! The marriage can be the most wonderful thing, but we have to care of...
Just ask Marius what exactly "săptămna chioară" (the blind week) means in Romanian. :D
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 15:33:07 >
# 153 Re: letter from Yuliya
Just ask Marius what exactly "săptămna chioară" (the blind week) means in Romanian. :DWell, Marius is not around.. and you're here. :) So, why don't you tell me instead? ;) :D

// EDIT: Aren't we sort of hijacking this thread? :D :D
cherish at 2007-11-9 15:34:11 >
# 154 Re: letter from Yuliya
// EDIT: Aren't we sort of hijacking this thread? :D :DSo far, you're still on topic... ;)
gstercken at 2007-11-9 15:35:08 >
# 155 Re: letter from Yuliya
Well, Marius is not around.. and you're here. :) So, why don't you tell me instead? ;) :D
Here is
ovidiucucu at 2007-11-9 15:36:05 >
# 156 Re: letter from Yuliya
Hello everyone!
I've heard that Yuliya's sister joined this thread... so I couldn't resist to stay away any longer.
Hi Kalinka! How are you, babe?
Hello Greg, I'm glag you here. I asked somebody what google for someone is and I find this page about you http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322839/ . I very liked the movies with dumb Focker. I laught to much. When you come to meet my parents? Sorry for my english, I hope to learn more.
Kalinka at 2007-11-9 15:37:14 >
# 157 Re: letter from Yuliya
Hello Greg, I'm glag you here. Но я не радостен вы здесь, Калинка! Да, я сказал вас для того чтобы приехать в это место, dev-archive, но не к моей резьбе, вы понимаете? Пойдите прочь от здесь, немедленно! И эта другая девушка, лелеяет, также докучает мне очень. Она очень более красивейша и очень более толковейша чем мы оба, поэтому она украдет все эти ванты! Мы должны послать этой девушке прочь от здесь!!

Ваша сердитая сестра. :mad:
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:38:05 >
# 158 Re: letter from Yuliya
Kalinka, Yuliya, sorry, but this is an English forum, and therefore you are not allowed to post messages in Russian, unless you provide a translation for them. ;) Please stop writing in Russian.
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:39:15 >
# 159 Re: letter from Yuliya
Kalinka, Yuliya, sorry, but this is an English forum, and therefore you are not allowed to post messages in Russian, unless you provide a translation for them. ;) Please stop writing in Russian.
My dear Marius,

I very very sorry writing in Russian, but Kalinka not understand well if write English, she not so good speaking English like me (not gone to local university, you understand?) This why I wrote in Russian, and to tell Kalinka this is my thread. I hope she now understand! :eek: :p :wave:

But I like to know, dear Marius: You understand my language? Or must we speak in English always, because I know not Romanian language? But want to learn, very soon. :ehh: :cool: :(

With love,
Yuliya
Yuliya at 2007-11-9 15:40:15 >
# 160 Re: letter from Yuliya
Kalinka, Yuliya, sorry, but this is an English forum, and therefore you are not allowed to post messages in Russian, unless you provide a translation for them. ;) Please stop writing in Russian.
Translation:
But 4 you is not glad here, Kalinka! Yes, I did say you in order to arrive into this place, dev-archive, but not to my thread, you do understand? Go away from here, immediately! And this other girl, cherishes; he also bothers to me very. It is very more beautiful and are very more intelligent than we both; therefore she will steal all these guys! We must send to this girl away from here!! Your angry sister.
Strangely Yuliya's russian seems to be as bad as her english.
BTW: I know her picture from somewhere, but I just don't know from where.
philkr at 2007-11-9 15:41:18 >
# 161 Re: letter from Yuliya
Hello everyone!
I've heard that Yuliya's sister joined this thread... so I couldn't resist to stay away any longer.
Hi Kalinka! How are you, babe?
Well, well, well... look who's here. ;) Actually, I think it's you David, impersonating your brother.

BTW, we asked you back in the photo album thread if you can post a picture of the two of you. Question is still unanswered. ;)

Translation:
The translator (http://translation2.paralink.com/) I used put it differently:
But I am not joyful you here, Kalinka! Yes, I have told you to arrive to this place, dev-archive, but not to my groove, you understand? Go away from here, immediately! And this other girl, lelejaet, also bothers me very much. It very much more krasivejsha and very much more tolkovejsha than both of us, therefore it will steal all these vanty! We should send this girl away from here!!
Seems that cherish is much envied by Yuliya. ;) Hm, I'm wondering about the development of this story. ;)
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:42:12 >
# 162 Re: letter from Yuliya
I know how to use online translators too. ;) But thanks anyway.
Now we are at least three (who know). ;)
philkr at 2007-11-9 15:43:18 >
# 163 Re: letter from Yuliya
Translation:

Strangely Yuliya's russian seems to be as bad as her english.But I'd say the English of the translator who provided that translation isn't much better, either... ;) :D

BTW: I know her picture from somewhere, but I just don't know from where.Maybe you should look again at the list of spam messages filtered from your email inbox? ;)
gstercken at 2007-11-9 15:44:20 >
# 164 Re: letter from Yuliya
Now we are at least three (who know). ;)
And we both know who the third person is, I guess... BTW, take another look at my post. I put my translation in it.
cilu at 2007-11-9 15:45:21 >
# 165 Re: letter from Yuliya
But I'd say the English of the translator who provided that translation isn't much better, either... ;) :D
These translators never work so well. And you have to take care that they don't translate names (like "cherish" for example). ;)
Maybe you should look again at the list of spam messages filtered from your email inbox? ;)
I never read my spam. It must have been somewhere else. Maybe imdb.com.
philkr at 2007-11-9 15:46:21 >
# 166 Re: letter from Yuliya
BTW, take another look at my post. I put my translation in it.
Strange...I just read your translation and I don't recall a user named "lelejaet", which posted on this forums.
philkr at 2007-11-9 15:47:15 >
# 167 Re: letter from Yuliya
The translator (http://translation2.paralink.com/) I used put it differently:But I am not joyful you here, Kalinka! Yes, I have told you to arrive to this place, dev-archive, but not to my groove, you understand? Go away from here, immediately! And this other girl, lelejaet, also bothers me very much. It very much more krasivejsha and very much more tolkovejsha than both of us, therefore it will steal all these vanty! We should send this girl away from here!! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif Now, who's this other girl, "Lelejaet"? Did I miss something? And what is "krasivejsha" and "tolkovejsha"?!! :thumb: :D :D Oh, let's all go to Yuliya's groove... :D

// Aw, these online translators... :rolleyes: :D
gstercken at 2007-11-9 15:48:15 >
# 168 Re: letter from Yuliya
These translators never work so well. And you have to take care that they don't translate names (like "cherish" for example). ;)Yes, I guess they're simply underpaid. Poor working conditions may also play a role... ;)
gstercken at 2007-11-9 15:49:24 >
# 169 Re: letter from Yuliya
WARNING: !!!

Whoever created the gglienna account is an impersonator. He did not read the thread, and has never been to this forum! I had to call him just now to see if he could have possibly been up at that hour (I know that I wasn't)

That account should be deleted.
dglienna at 2007-11-9 15:50:25 >
# 170 Re: letter from Yuliya
Whoever created the gglienna account is an impe