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If you love someone...

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.

Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X) ) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Conclusion:
If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE?
CARELESS IDIOT!!!
[2695 byte] By [Ejaz] at [2007-11-20 2:32:56]
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# 1 Re: If you love someone...
:D :DWHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE?
Well, the logic is that by setting the person you love free, you actually show that you trust her enough to let her be by herself.

In otherwords, you give her space that she anyways needs as a person rather than make the relationship grow like a noose around her (and probably your's too) neck. ;)
Siddhartha at 2007-11-9 13:00:43 >
# 2 Re: If you love someone...
If i love her so much, i will not set her FREE. Maybe 50% discount. That's enough for me. hehehe!
sweet_babylhyn at 2007-11-9 13:01:45 >
# 3 Re: If you love someone...
Very interesting, Ejaz! So, you finally decided to post some REAL content instead of starting those crappy "Happy Birthday, XXX" and "Congratulations XXX" type of threads, eh? Hate to say this to you, Ejaz, especially since you're a nice guy. However, I speculate that the drop in dev-archive's activities and current ghost-town status is caused mainly by you. By polluting this forum with those silly threads, it makes this Chit-Chat forum lame with no good content/topics to chat about and blah blah blah......

Anyway, this is a really funny thread, Ejaz! Keep it up! :D
In particular,
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Xeon :
if (you-love(m_She))
{
while (1)
{
m_she = new CShe;
delete m_she;
}
}

Good day!
Xeon. :cool:
Xeon at 2007-11-9 13:02:43 >
# 4 Re: If you love someone...
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Their is a slight error.

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she->free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

and it should be more like

int have_fun(CShe* s)
{
love(s);
etc(s);
return having_fun_with(s);
}
process:
m_she = new CShe
if(you_love(m_she))
{
while(m_she == NULL)
{
tmpshe = new CShe;
while(loves_you(tmpshe) && you_love(tmpshe)){
if(!have_fun(tmpshe))break;
if(fun_factor(tmpshe) > fun_factor(m_she))
{delete m_she;
m_she = tmpshe;

}
}
delete tmpshe;
}

Or even more effieciant

void love_func(CShe* prev)
{
CShe* s;
if(prev != NULL)
return;
s = new CShe;
if(you_love(s))
s->free();
love_func(s);
}

love_func(NULL); // Have to start somewhere
answer at 2007-11-9 13:03:48 >
# 5 Re: If you love someone...
Well, seems Ejaz took it a bit personally.. he doesn't set free :D

8 hours on phone? :eek: I don't think thats freedom :D ;)
exterminator at 2007-11-9 13:04:44 >
# 6 Re: If you love someone...
Well, seems Ejaz took it a bit personally.. he doesn't set free :D

8 hours on phone? :eek: I don't think thats freedom :D ;)

Shhhh.....;) :rolleyes: :cool: :thumb: :blush:
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:05:42 >
# 7 Re: If you love someone...
Shhhh.....;) :rolleyes: :cool: :thumb: :blush:Oh..ok.. I din't realize it was just between the neighbors.. :D

//Btw, are you still on it? ;) :eek: :D
exterminator at 2007-11-9 13:06:46 >
# 8 Re: If you love someone...
Oh..ok.. I din't realize it was just between the neighbors.. :D

//Btw, are you still on it? ;) :eek: :D

Yeah, the rocking high telephone bills haven't brought down my morals <proud>, though not 8 hours daily, but don't know, I always lost track of time. Now I also realized that SMS is one of the fundamental features in cell phones, which is a must, sometimes its really handy ;)
Ejaz at 2007-11-9 13:07:49 >
# 9 Re: If you love someone...
Yeah, the rocking high telephone bills haven't brought down my morals <proud>, though not 8 hours daily, but don't know, I always lost track of time. Now I also realized that SMS is one of the fundamental features in cell phones, which is a must, sometimes its really handy ;):D :D :D ;) :thumb:
exterminator at 2007-11-9 13:08:48 >
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